# 1 | Geovanni | 2012-08-03
You know how it is, when that dickhead from high scoohl lands a really hot girlfriend? And after she's had four of his kids and three of some other guy's kids and has put on a lot of weight and really let herself go, you see her in a bar one night and you're like, WOW. I'd love to get with that. I don't know what that's like. And maybe you've never felt that way, either. But I will bet you a thousand dollars that the Vike's coaching staff knows EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
You know how it is, when that dickhead from high scoohl lands a really hot girlfriend? And after she's had four of his kids and three of some other guy's kids and has put on a lot of weight and really let herself go, you see her in a bar one night and you're like, WOW. I'd love to get with that. I don't know what that's like. And maybe you've never felt that way, either. But I will bet you a thousand dollars that the Vike's coaching staff knows EXACTLY what I'm talking about.